"evan: hey guess who im facetim-
everyone in the history of ever: evan firstly we don’t care secondly HMMM LET’S TAKE A GOOD THINK."
hey, i don’t facetime her everyday!
…i skype her
My Tumblr. It's a place where I rarely post things.
gotta love the hangover
|Borat:||I like you, do you like me?|
|Driving Instructor:||Of course I like you.|
|Borat:||You are my friend?|
|Driving Instructor:||You're a nice young man and, yes, I am your friend.|
|Borat:||You will be my boyfriend?|
|Driving Instructor:||No, I won't be your boyfriend.|
|Driving Instructor:||Okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.|
|Borat:||What kind of dog is this?|
|Zookeeper:||It's a tortoise.|
|Borat:||Is it a cat in a hat?|
|Zookeeper:||No... it's a tortoise in a shell.|
"Hey, can I borrow your phone? *spams camera button*"
almost every girl who grabs my phone
CSPS, you and I had a good run. These past years have been fun and exciting. I met new friends and new enemies and the best teachers. As my last year of primary school draws to a close, I’m sad to see you go, and to leave behind many memories. Plus, as I leave, I also leave many friends. Kik just isn’t the same to talk to my friends. You know the feeling, it’s way better to talk to friends in person, than by reading text off a 3.5” screen. Well, it’s over now. I still have some friends in high school, but it’s going to be a really big challenge. CSPS, I’m gonna miss waking up each morning and crossing the road to get to class. You were just so easy to get to. And so fun.
Maybe I’ll come visit sometime.